fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

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latenightalaska:

jasonfnsaint:

Billy Madison (1995)

"Man, I’m glad I called that guy!"

instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this

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Racist Trolls Stalk FKA Twigs Because She's Dating Robert Pattinson

dynastylnoire:

angrywocunited:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White girls are absolutely vile. These jealous white girls are mad because FKA Twigs is a goddess, and they’ll always be expired jars of mayonnaise. Stay mad. 

this is why we don’t bang with y’all man.

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pikeys:

Slevin Aaron - Secret Garden (2013)

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