snapchatting:

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

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youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

youarelookingatthis:

a true sibling relationship

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chekhov:

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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I CANTBREATH

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greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*

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prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

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soul-assassins:

dripping-adorableness:

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

You can’t be serious?! He literally hunts for black men knowing he can get away with it. He’s a disgusting piece of shit who needs to be in jail

187 on this foo

soul-assassins:

dripping-adorableness:

krxs10:

this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m taking about.

You can’t be serious?! He literally hunts for black men knowing he can get away with it. He’s a disgusting piece of shit who needs to be in jail

187 on this foo

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